a part time blogger writes from Kota Kinabalu, Sabah about the happenings in his live and surroundings. Occasionally will blog about funny and hilarious findings from the net.
Wednesday, March 25, 2009
Some thoughts in my mind.

1. I hate how PM in waiting Mr. Najib talks while delivering his speeches. More recently in the ongoing Umno General Assembly 2009. He doesn't sound humble enough but more to 'menyeloroh'. I think Dr. M and Anwar still has the best public speaking capabilities around.
2. If the word 'Allah' can't be used by non-muslims then can the word God or 'Tuhan' can only be used by Christians? I must admit that I have been thought to use the word Allah during Sunday schools and some of the prayers do have Allah in them. But whatever it is, if you don't pray then you are no better anyway.
3. Is taking personal loans the easy way out from debts? I have a personal loan from Sabah Credit and now Muamalat Bank is offering our company a better loan package. So, most of us in the company are going in droves to apply the loan. For me, I wish I will strike first price 4D with a RM50 bet in the near future. Hahaha
4. Is it only me or someone else realise that it is raining everyday now? Even floods are happening in March where as it is supposed to be drought season. The end is near.
5. They say we are in an economy crisis today. But when you go to any gambling facilities either legal or illegal, they numbers just amaze you. Aren't we suppose to save money right now? Piggy Coin bank anyone? Guess the rich are just going to be richer.
6. Liverpool are having a great 3 matches, scoring 13 goals past Real Madrid, Man Utd and Aston Villa. But I had a great feeling that either Gerrard or Torres will return with an injury during this international break. Or maybe both of them. But don't worry, Pepe Reina can deputise in attack. Trust me.
7. My daughter Vanessa can feed herself using a spoon already, now she is learning to drink from a glass already. I guess time sure flies when you already a Dad and the next time you knew it, she is already dating guys! Ouch.
Enough ramblings for the day.
Enjoy your weekeng scousers.
Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Confusing English

# Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me?
# If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
# Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
# If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
# If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
# Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
# Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
# If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?

# Why is it called building when it is already built?
# If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
# If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
# If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
# If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??
# If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??
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