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Wednesday, March 11, 2009
Confusing English
# Some of CONFUSING ENGLISH make me headache, would u help me?
# If Fed Ex and UPS were to merge, would they call it Fed UP?
# Do Lipton Tea employees take coffee breaks?
# If olive oil comes from olives, where does baby oil come from?
# If people from Poland are called Poles, why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
# Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?
# Why the man who invests all your money called a broker?
# If horrific means to make horrible, does terrific mean to make terrible?
# Why is it called building when it is already built?
# If a book about failures doesn't sell, is it a success?
# If you're not supposed to drink and drive, then why do bars have parking lots?
# If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented?
# If vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat?? Human ??
# If working hours are meant for working, then why are you reading this??
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